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Kidult

I still consider myself to be a bit of a child.
It all boils down to the fact that I have yet to learn from my mistakes.
Not to say, that I do not learn from the mistakes I make, however.
I just believe that I have many mistakes left to make.
And therefore many things that I have yet to learn.
Only then can I think of myself as an adult.

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